Saturday, June 18, 2005

 

Take that nasty thing from your mouth

With his left eye rolling about alone like a drunken chicken while the right remained fixed, Borderline Case said:

>>> The only thing God wants is money.
> So human intelligence, a product of evolution, is far more intelligent than its creator. Build your own skull...
> The brain's weakness is the extraordinarily slow speed of its computing medium, a limitation that synthetic computing devices do not share with
> us.For this reason, DNA-based evolution will eventually have to be abandoned. Certainly the way God abandoned Christ to the cross.

To which I felt called to respond:

When you dose the Russian unicycle bear with powdered mushrooms, he draws the most beautiful and intricate patterns in the ring. You'll not see their exact like again. You will recall them on your death-bed and for a moment, be oddly comforted.

 

Psychedelic Aztec trepanation two-step

I dreamed the Universe gave you a wet willie all the way down to your duodenum and then left you dangling from a redwood like some Picassoid Harold Lloyd surrogate. I awoke feeling refreshed and happy.

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HellPope Huey
Does my ass makes these pants look fat?

The plain fact is that I am not a fair man
and don't want to hear both sides.
~ H.L. Mencken

"Your order is meaningless,
my chaos is significant."
  ~ Nathaniel West

 

Horsecreme

Anyone?

Friday, June 17, 2005

 

Shubby

When I was unsaved, I played Quake alot. The end part, where you get to telefrag Shubb Niggurath was a tough sonnofabiatch and me and a compadre came up with a technique that required very dangerous leapings on and off the central island of the level. This island became known as Shubby's Island as we refined the tactic.

I just checked on Google and it seems I'm not the only disrespectful mortal out there.


 

Beware of my spastic missile


 

You know you like this

Mmmm.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

 

KLI Academic Award: The Kor Memorial Scholarship

KLI Academic Award: The Kor Memorial Scholarship

In my search for scholarship money as a returning adult student I have stumbled accross this gem that maybe of interest to you all. It is a small award of $500 but I sure someone we know could qualify.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

 

Le mètre cube de sperme


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