Saturday, September 10, 2005

 

Pottergiger (by Chuckless)

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The Truth Will Out

Now we know the answer to the question Stang asked so many years ago: "What kind of God needs to be defended by illiterate little old ladies from assholes like me?!?"

Not that we didn't kinda suspect it all along, mind you....

Friday, September 09, 2005

 

I wish


 

NEWS FLASH: Odd behavior and creativity may go hand-in-hand

...Duh. By definition, Normal people have Normal thoughts. Still, when Conspiracy science is forced to admit what we already know, don't you feel a little smug afterwards? C'mon, you know it's true.

As long as you admit to yourself that you've been a dumbass at least some of the time, it's OK to feel righteous in a condescendingly self-congratulatory way some of the time. But be damn careful--when you're smug all of the time, you reach a whole new level of dumbassery that doesn't wash off, not even with steel wool and petroleum distillates. That shit takes a pressure hose to blast it off--and guess which Short Duration Personal Savior has the nozzle!

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs--He'll wipe that smile back onto your face!

 

I'm Falling For You


 

The Hungy Hippies Answer

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Thursday, September 08, 2005

 

"Bob"'s Bed

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Stop, I want to fuck the world

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Perhaps


 

Fucking Furries


Wednesday, September 07, 2005

 

prom date

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Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

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Blow Torch

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Steaming


 

Shaun of the Dead


 

A Muppet Adventure

[NSFW]

 

Critic 2

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Critic

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New SubGenius DVD just released

STANG LIVE 2005 DVD

http://subgenius.com/scatalog/video.htm


3 Sermons on The Word of "Bob"
by Rev. Ivan Stang
(sections co-written with Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite)

WINTERSTAR 2005 • DETROIT DEVIVAL • STARWOOD 25

2 one-hour rants, covered by multiple cameras at Winterstar 2005 and Starwood 25 -- plus a short excerpt from the insane Detroit Devival of 2005.

The WINTERSTAR '05 rant takes place indoors at a fancy ski resort, with a smaller crowd, and is relatively informal. The sermon at STARWOOD 25 is presented with a special rearscreen projection of *Dobbsedeliasteses* before a large audience of neopagans at an outdoor festival. Unlike the diatribes and jermemiads delivered to dues-paying, ordained SubGenii at Devivals, these Stang-rants are not "preaching to the choir." Starwood and Winterstar audiences, being largely new to SubGenius doctrine, require a more explanatory, soft-sell approach. Also, unlike at Devivals, the audience is not trying to out-yell the preacher. Thus, these sermons make good watchable introductions for those relatively new to the Church.

The Detroit clip is more typical of what one might see at a true SubGenius devival -- delivered completely spontaneously in a rock-n-roll bar, between band set-ups.

Princess Wei "R." Doe shot parts of all shows; the Starwood segmant utilizes Andy Adamovich's multi-camera video coverage, and Dennis Murphy ran the second camera on Winterstar.

Winterstar and Starwood are produced by A.C.E. (www.rosencomet.com)

This is our first all-rant video.

 

just ducky!

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

 

W.M.D?



(Where's My Dinner?)

 

Time Machine


 

Auschwitz, 1942.


"30,000 imprisioned Polish Jew kids and counting!"

 

Wuv!

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"Bob" and Zen (pt.1)

When Shakyamuni Buddha was at Mount Grdhrakuta, he held out a flower to his listeners.
Everyone was silent.
Only "Bob" broke into a broad smile.
The Buddha said, "I have the True Dharma Eye, the Marvelous Mind of Nirvana, the True Form of the Formless, and the Subtle Dharma Gate, independent of words and transmitted beyond doctrine. This I have entrusted to "Bob".

Monday, September 05, 2005

 

Hour of Slack 1011 -- Live 9-4-05, Hurricane Katrina

http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=14011 for mp3 and podcast
http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html for OGG and Log


Doing a live "funny" show after something like this is a challenge. Before the show, I scoured alt.slack for various SubGeniusful takes on the tragedy, and then culled out the notions that were too sick even for us. That meant removing many of iDRMRSR's inimitably grisly writings! But many more remained -- this is an unusually Sisterian show. (Or would that be "Sisternian"?) A Nensletic news report about the all-devouring Bush is recited with gusto. Even the tasteless IRC movie title list was scavenged (albeit edited). The copious collages by Norel Pref and LeMur (and lately, JOE) were mostly done before the disaster and relate mainly be coincidence, likewise the Rainmakers songs.

The Internet version of this particular show is 8 minutes longer than the air-play (PG-rated) version.

 

Congratulations, Mrs. Dobbs! It's A Girl!

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Bored, Bored, Bored!

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Free Willy


 

Hey, I was bored. It's a long weekend, 'kay?

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Flying Saurian Pr0n

NSFW

Sunday, September 04, 2005

 

What if the Transformers ran the US gov't?







No MIA soldiers (you can track them down with radars).
And you wouldn't have to make funerals for the fallen troops: just send them to the repair store.

 

Yeeeehaaaaa!

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Meet Brian Peppers, registered sex offender from Ohio with Crouzon's Syndrome

Damn that bastard is ugly.

 

More from Livejournal


 

Now that's anal

[NSFW]

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