Saturday, April 15, 2006
Err Anima Succubus Maximus Connielicious
"I just want you to know that,
when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - Dupeya
"I just want you to know that,
when I talk about impeachment,
I'm really talking about crucifixion." Mike Burns
PS Yes, I pray for you, Mr. Pres.,
but no need to thank me now.
I'll see you in hell!
HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY
Do this in remembrance of me,
one of America's Most Hated,
Michael the Arch-Atheist.
"You have the right to Free Speech,
as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
Know you're rights." - The Clash
I DO NOT WISH TO REMAIN SILENT.
EAT A PEACH: IMPEACH A BUSH
"God damned your rotten soul!"
as me pappy padre was wont to say to me everyday.
When he wasn't saying,
"If I had a gun, I'd kill you all."
...He'd kill us all in the morning, all over this land!
What a pistol.
Too bad there isn't a God to damn my rotten soul, and his as well.
Too bad I have to be going now because someone's got to damn both our rotten souls and so it looks like I better hurry if I'm going to torture the old bastard to death before he croaks or forgets where he is and who the hell I am while I'm doing it.
My Catholic Priest
Your Honor Student.
BTW, it wasn't my local priest -- I don't have one!
But don't you forget to finally go to Church this Easter Sunday
you yearly eaters of the flesh and drinkers of the blood
cannibals of Christ
at least just to keep a third blind eye on your local pedophile
and give your hand-job donations to your number one sin-stitution
responsible for AIDS deaths around the world.
Wherever you look at your local church
I'll be there,
aiming with my missal to brain dead your local priest
and bury him in the local garden tomb
where he can stay close to dead head bread Jesus
and leave the living
to keep the contraceptives flowing
keep the abortions rolling
keep the people already alive and kicking
away from baptism, communion and confirmation
in the one holey religion.
The more you know
the less you believe,
except that you believe more than ever
that belief is all a
I believe the children are our future
and the future is unwritten
except in blood, pain and death,
and if we're lucky,
in experience, science, and evolution,
so that one day the strong in faith and conviction
but weak in what is reality and we're not afraid of it, are we?
...will be crushed by the rising tide of the amoral majority of disbelievers in the almighty wizard of odds & sods,
on that fateful day the great unwashed and unsaved and depraved on account of being deprived and depraved will be saved on a lark of fire
when a hard rain of firewater will wash all the brainwashed zombie scum of the streets
and we won't have to deal with people like you anymore.
There is nothing good about the good book
like there is nothing good about goodbye
except saying goodbye to the good book.
Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's,
and render unto God what is God's,
but I have nothing that belongs to Caesar and God,
Ask not what your country can do for you,
ask what you can do to your country.
I believe in nothing,
certainly not in dumbing myself down for the Lamb of God.
I'd rather lather for an gold lion's share of Lamb's Bread
at the Easter Parade
of Easter Playboy Bunnies
dancing to the Rise and Fall
of Ziggy Stardust
and the Spidergawds of Mars.
I believe I don't like Mondays,
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays,
but I love my Saturdays when I can sit down by the cyber fire and warm my soulless unholy spirit,
and I like Sundays my fun day, my I don't have to run day, my New England Patriots football day, my only I don't have to work day,
my on the seventh day I rested day
because I believe in me.
Jesus is set to carry the cross again.
Look like you're damn glad it ain't you again.
I believe green eggs & Easter ham I am
a successful artist
despite all my lack of applause.
I am a romantic poet and I know it
despite all my lack of suck-sex.
I believe I am divorced
even if my old thyme religion doesn't recognize
the forest for the trees leaving the pews.
I believe in the one wholly and happy stoli church,
the true SubChurch of the SubGenius,
yes, you're right she left I'm gone
over to the dark side of
I believe my God has done nothing for me lately
simply because He does not exist.
What has yours done for you lately?
what wars, poverty, pollution, pedophilia, AIDS, racism, sexism, ageism, repression, genocide,
what cause have you wasted your time in supporting for a God that doesn't exist
I believe we live as we dream,
as we are born,
and we are better off in believing in what we know
and not in make believe.
Do you believe in magic?
Do you believe in the Bible of the Old Testament God of eye for an eye sore,
the new testament written by the Holy Spirit of bullshit,
the immaculate conception of the heavenly rape,
the savage resurrection of lifelessness,
the holy communion of the hocus poke us,
the absolution of the final solution
from a tax-free institution
built on power, corruption and lies,
sin-quisitions and sin-dulgences?
Do you believe in the separation of state from church?
The separation of fact from fiction?
The separation of truth from lies?
What is truth?
Is mine the same as yours?
Mine: Money talks, bullshit walks...
BIRTH. SCHOOL. WORK. DEATH.
GOD IS DEAD.
CLUB EASTER SEALS
& EASTER FOOLS
It's a motherfucker.
EASTER SEALS OUR FATE.
SubGenius is childhood resurrected.
May the peace of the Lords of the New Church of the SubGenius
Atheists be with you.
The Explicitly Plain Brown Rapper,
Your Americani Strongman,
the new Martin Luther King of Kings,
Blogging on Heaven's Doors of Perception,
the right, left Rev. Dr. Mike Burns of the Church of the SubGenius.
Oh yeah. I do believe in...
"If that works then I'm a monkey's bum!"
THE LUSTING IN HIS HEART OF DARKNESS ADULTERER:
OVER A BILLION BEAUTIFUL BITCHES SERVED.
Truth that's hard and cold enough to freeze a monkey's bum.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Attempt to Breed Artificial Overman, by Rev. KrustyMADFaker
Monday, April 10, 2006
Lyrical empirical kiss-off advice from the latest greatest from an American Pop Queen back to reclaim her throne...
From... I'M NOT DEAD: Pink to Mike Burns.
"It's just you and your hand tonight."
Is US going to nuke Iran?
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. TWO AND TWO MAKE FIVE. GOD IS POWER.
I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard...
Mike Burns: Now I get it.
Pretty girls make graves
because they get to bury their boys who were killed in war.
Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons
packed up and ready to go
Heard of some grave sites, out by the highway
a place where nobody knows
The sound of gunfire, off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstone, lived in the ghetto
I've lived all over this town
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
this ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain't got time for that now...
I'll tell you this... No eternal reward will forgive us now For wasting the dawn.
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran...
As a slang term, "Stone Age" can be used to describe a modern civilization or group of people that live in relatively primitive conditions, even though its use is often a misnomer. The phrase "bomb them back into the Stone Age" implies a fierce attack that utterly destroys its target's infrastructure, forcing its survivors to revert to primitive technology in order to survive.
A military station in the desert. - Can we resolve the past Lurking jaws, joints of time? The Base To come of age in a dry place Holes and caves.
It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.
Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn
Suicide remarks are torn
From the fool's gold mouthpiece
The hollow horn plays wasted words
Proves to warn
That he not busy being born
Is busy dying.
I notice that everybody who is Pro-Abortion already has been born.
Back in those days everything was simpler and more confused One summer night, going to the pier I ran into two young girls The blonde one was called Freedom The dark one, Enterprise We talked and they told me this story Now listen to this... I'll tell you about Texas radio and the big beat Soft driven, slow and mad Like some new language Reaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messenger
Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god
Wandering, wandering in hopless night
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned
If adults want to take such chances that is their business.
(In taped statement against marijuana use, he made this comment against marijuana prohibition, August 1979)
All hail the American night!
What was that? I don't know Sounds like guns ...thunder.
If there has to be a bloodbath, then let's get it over with.
(On what to do about student protests at UC Berkeley. Quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle, May 15, 1969)
Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin.
You can't remember where it was had this dream stopped?
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. (During a microphone check, unaware that he was being broadcast, August 11, 1984)
The movie will begin in five moments
The mindless voice announced
All those unseated will await the next show.
We filed slowly, languidly into the hall
The auditorium was vast and silent
As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued.
The program for this evening is not new
You've seen this entertainment through and through
You've seen your birth your life and death
you might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?.
The defense policy of the United States is based on a simple premise: The United States does not start fights. We will never be an aggressor. We maintain our strength in order to deter and defend against aggression -- to preserve freedom and peace. ("Star Wars" speech, March 23, 1983)
- Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
- You're insane!
- I thought I was a Pisces!
...Alright! Alright! Alright! Hey, listen! Listen! Listen, man! listen, man! I don't know how many you people believe in astrology... - Yeah, that's right‑that's right, baby, L..I am a Sagittarius The most philosophical of all the signs But anyway, I don't believe in it I think it's a bunch of bullshit, myself But I tell you this, man, I tell you this I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
The World on Fire ...Taxi from Africa...The Grand Hotel... He was drunk a big party last night back going back in all directions sleeping these insane hours I'll never wake up in a good mood again I'm sick of these stinky boots. ... Where is the wine The New Wine (dying on the vine) resident mockery give us an hour for magic We of the purple glove We of the starling flight & velvet hour We of arabic pleasures's breed We of sundome & the night Give us a creed To believe A night of lust Give us trust in The Night Give of color hundred hues a rich mandala...
"I was a stranger and you nailed me to a stick." Jesus' words in Matthew are disarmingly simple, yet they encapsulate a core tenet of Christianity: radical inclusion. Jesus calls us to extend that same kind of hospitality to the strangers among us.
However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him.
- Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
[Politicians] never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. -- Thomas Reed
Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.
- Elizabeth Gaskell
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
- Mark Twain
Mike Burns -
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
Slam Dunked is Evidence.
Afghanistan is Iraq.
Iraq is Iran so far away.
Not far enough is Home.
Family is Enemy.
Church is the Lord's Bully Pulpit Bullshit.
State is Texask no questions, We'll sell you no fries.
Bush is President.
Truth is in you end all.
The US has always been at war with Iraq.
The US has always been at war with Iran.
“I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.” — Dupeya
What's your cry?
What's your crime?
What's your crimeny?
EAT A PEACH: IMPEACH A BUSH.
LOHANARCHY IN THE USA
Mike Burns has left the burning building...