Friday, June 27, 2008

 

Ladies, Keep Your Virtue


Thursday, June 26, 2008

 

via UNCLE ONAN CANOBITE, UNIVERSAL UNCLE AND DEPUTY ADVENTURER

Lemuria (aka Portland, Oregon) is no stranger to X-Day (aka July 5th).
The less we plan, the more slack we generate. Thus...

THURSDAY 3 JULY 2008:
- Portland Occulture (pdxocculture.com) hosts the SubGenius parasite.
See URL for time and location.

FRIDAY 4 JULY 2008:
- The Lemurian Flying Rocket Association (twitter.com/lfra) heeds the
command of Dobbs to 'build your own rocket ship.' The half-astronauts
of the LFRA have learned the HARD way that launch plans can change at
the very last second. Join twitter to get updates sent to your cell
phone or wander around alone and frustrated, whatever gives you slack.
Tentative plans are to meet at 4pm in a North Portland location and
launch from 5pm until all the rockets have achieved orbit. See URL for
time and location.
- Mu Ryu (mu-ryu.net) may duel in conjuction with rocket launching.
See URL for time and location.
- Bring some food, let's have a picnic.
- Cinema 21 (cinema21.com) will be showing "Gonzo," a documentary of
SubGenius saint Hunter S. Thompson. Maybe we'll go it on the 4th,
maybe the 5th. See URL for time and location.

SATURDAY 5 JULY 2008:
- 7:00 AM, the angelic saucers from Planet X descend and lift all dues-
paying members of the Church of the SubGenius up to the heavens in
glory.
- The usual observances of X-Day will likely occur, with or without
the saucers.
- Cinema 21 (cinema21.com) will be showing "Gonzo," a documentary of
SubGenius saint Hunter S. Thompson. Maybe we'll go it on the 4th,
maybe the 5th. See URL for time and location.

Other SubGenius events will be co-occuring around Lemuria and around
the world, because YOU make them happen.

Notice how many times I wrote 'See URL for time and location?' That
means I either cannot reveal more information over unsecured channels
OR I have no idea what's going to happen. Just check online, show up,
it'll be okay. Still have questions? Ask yer mama!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

 

New Art Mine Tunnels; "Bob" Tie Pins and Cufflinks now in Catalog

Joyous News! HUGE NEW TUNNEL EXCAVATED IN THE SUBGENIUS ART MINES

We've made it an X-Day tradition to console the unsaved and the non-traveling by posting on our website all the best graphic work and short mini-videos that have been created by SubGenius artists since the previous such excavation. Besides the latest volumes of work by the Giants such as LeMur, IMBJR, iDRMRSR and Heart Ignition, we also present the perverse 3D "movies" of bO-nana, some screen-crushers, amazing NEW artists like Pan-Demonium, inspiring documented Proof of "Bob," vignettes from SubGenius Life, and even a new Hall of Assholes (or "LOL ASSHOLES"). There's a lot more than you can imagine, even if you're God, at:

ART MINES TUNNEL 24


Joyous News! The Dobbshead Cloisonné Pins are Back -- with CUFFLINKS!

SubGeniuses have wept over their inability to procure these incredibly slick pieces of SubGenius jewelry. The second they were out of stock, everybody wanted one.

We just got the first shipment from our new manufacturer. These are quite an improvement on the original design! There are FOUR colors now, and the Sacred Rim of the Ultimate Pipe-Bowl is now outlined in white, as is doctrinally correct.

The cufflinks are a brand new product -- just like the fine enamel pin, but with cufflink attachments in back.

HOT PICS at this catalog page link!

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